Oh, what do you do in the summertime?

** A note to the reader: the following post is more entertaining if you sing it along to the melody of the primary song, "Oh, what do you do in the summertime".

O what do you do in the summertime

when all the world is green?

Do you think it's a dream

or suddenly scream

when your bathroom starts to flood?

Is that what you do?

Me, too

O what do you do in the summertime

when it is oh so hot?

Does your TV go pop

and suddenly stop

and leave you wondering why?

Is that what you do?

So do I

O what do you do in the summertime

that helps you to unwind?

Are you losing your mind

when you suddenly find

your two-year-old down the street?

Is that what you do?

Me, too